Friday, December 19, 2025

The Shadow, "Cold Death," December 19, 1937

“The original Shadow and the greatest was Orson Welles,” columnist Charles Osborne recalled fondly in his “Radio Review” column in the August 14, 1964, issue of Life magazine. “Listening to him, I suspected that The Shadow knew a lot more than any respectable person should about ‘what evil lurks in the hearts of men.’ But he used his knowledge only to defend virtue — and in repeated rescues of Margo Lane, his ‘lovely friend and companion.’”

Among the earliest of old-time radio programs that I heard was an episode of The Shadow titled “Death from the Deep,” concerning a madman who terrorized the high seas with his private submarine. Orson Welles played the lead and from the day I first listened to the recording, I was hooked on the radio program. After 52 half-hour radio broadcasts, Orson Welles would be replaced by another actor, Bill Johnstone. Johnstone would be replaced by other actors and fans of the program oftentimes debate who was the better Lamont Cranston (alias The Shadow). In my opinion, Orson Welles was the best to portray the role. More important, Charles Osborne’s view of the type of character Welles portrayed was accurate. Throughout the years, the radio program evolved – no doubt part of the reason was the rotation of script writers hired to furnish stories.

 

At 22, Welles was terrorizing radio listeners with his sepulchral Shadow, the mysterious detective possessing the power of the occult. He was all makeup, mannerisms, voice — he could never suppress his radio training, which stood him in good stead among celebrated actors and playwrights. And today, many fans of The Shadow programs consider Welles’ rendition the best of the series. It was the 1937-1938 Orson Welles season that was the closest to the pulp magazine and the rendition of Lamont Cranston who could play more tricks with the minds of his victims than just clouding their vision. And it was that season that is my favorite of The Shadow

 

Not all of the episodes are known to exist from that season, so I was pleased a few years ago when an episode from the Orson Welles era turned up. “Cold Death,” broadcast December 19, 1937, was a Christmas offering. Naturally, I held onto the recording until the holiday season and I just had the opportunity to listen to it. Despite the fact that I read the radio script years ago, listening to this was a treat.

 

In “Cold Death,” an old skinflint named Daniel Carver owns and operates a small mill village under deplorable conditions. City reporters have tried to expose his operations, but Carver’s thugs beat up anyone who trespasses. Lamont Cranston ventures to Carverville to learn the truth only to discover that people are afraid to talk. Late one night, acting like a Charles Dickens spirit, The Shadow forces Carver to peak through the broken windows to learn of the poor lifestyles his employees are living. Some have died from pneumonia; others cannot afford to buy Christmas presents for their loved ones. Like Scrooge, Carver sees the errors of his ways and promises The Shadow to make amends, including the building of new homes. When his goons get angry because they are fired from their jobs, one of them attempts to shoot the miser, but his gun is knocked away by The Shadow. Scared of what they believe to be a ghost, the ruffians run out of town while Carver starts bringing happiness to the people of his village.

 

The recording is available on YouTube and while it is not the best of The Shadow during the Orson Welles era, this holiday you can enjoy a radio thriller not heard in decades. There are hundreds of old-time radio holiday broadcasts but few have the curio of “lost” than “Cold Death.”

Thursday, December 11, 2025

THE MOOSE THAT ROARED: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show (1959 to 1964) featured some of the wittiest, most inspired, and relentlessly hilarious animation ever created. The legendary Jay Ward and Bill Scott produced the gleeful wonder and cumulative joy that transcended the crude drawings and occasionally muddy sound. One of my favorite jokes from the series was during the first season when Boris Badenov convinced Rocky and Bullwinkle to sell him the moose-berry bush for three dollars. Rocky stops for a moment and says, “Hey, I’ve never seen a three-dollar bill before…” To wit, Boris replies, “What? Can I help it if you’re poor?” 

 

The Moose That Roared tells the story of a rare and magical relationship between two artists wildly, exuberantly ahead of their time, and a fascinating account of the struggle to bring their vision of bad puns and talking animals to unforgettable life. Jay Ward was the magnificent visionary, the outrageous showman, while Bill Scott was the genial, brilliant head writer, coproducer, and all-purpose creative whirlwind. With exclusive interviews, original scripts, artwork, story notes, letters and memos, Keith Scott has written the definitive history of Jay Ward Productions.

 

Full disclosure: I know Keith personally and he is a hell of a nice guy. He is an expert on voice actors (radio and cartoon voices) and has done quite a good bit of preservation in book form. As a fan of the television series, which I grew up with as a child, and rushed to buy the DVDs when they were released commercially over the years, I can state that of all the books published about Jay Ward, this is the one you want – especially if you love the Rocky and Bullwinkle series.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

RARE EXPORTS (2010) is a Rare Christmas Treat

In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of the Christmas holiday. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa, with the help of fellow hunters.


Very creepy in parts, but with a very enjoyable streak of black comedy, this movie is a must see. The fact it is primarily in Finnish with minimal English did not detract from my enjoyment of the film at all (subtitles are really easy to follow, folks).

 

This is what you call one of those “cult classics,” a film no one would think twice about wanting to see but comes recommended by their friends. After watching this, they find themselves unable to contain the same recommendation to their friends. And, over the years, the movie takes on a cult status of its own. 

 


To say this is a holiday horror movie is an apt description, but less horror and more fascination as the young boy figures out the scenario before his elders and takes matters into his own hands. Beautifully shot with great cinematography, this movie works on all levels that you come to expect in a horror movie. If you are looking for a different Christmas movie to watch this year with your friends, try this one out. You can thank me later.

Thursday, November 27, 2025

SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL (Volume 1)

I just finished reading a collection of short stories inspired by the original 1959-1964 television series, THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL (Volume 1) is a short-story anthology with one novella and ten short stories written in the Rod Serling genre or, in the consensus of the editorial board, a story that Serling himself would have liked. Not all of the tales were of fantasy, but all are thought-provoking, focusing on various social and moral relevance. 

The editor's preface was penned by Anne Serling, one of Rod Serling's two daughters, and the editorial board include NIGHT GALLERY authorities Jim Benson and Scott Skelton, and Serling historians Mark Dawidziak and Mark Olshaker. 

Like all short story collections, you get a few duds, a few amusements and one or two winners. I often enjoy watching television anthologies because I find one gem among every five, six or seven decent or duds, and a gem worth sifting through the others. For the printed page, I found from experience that the ratio is diluted to one gem for every ten to twelve stories. Anyway, I am pleased to admit there were three I enjoyed and one of two of those were what I decipher as gems.

But don't take my word for it. If you enjoy THE TWILIGHT ZONE, or the works of Rod Serling, you will enjoy this book, available on Amazon.com.