Thursday, December 19, 2024
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (The Ultimate Book)
Thursday, December 12, 2024
STEVE CANYON'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Ray Bradbury
Have you ever spent years trying to get the opportunity to see a film, only to discover the film itself was a dud? Perhaps my expectations were too high, but I recently watched what was the Christmas episode of television’s Steve Canyon, scripted by the great Ray Bradbury, only to discover this adage rang true.
Steve Canyon was Milton Caniff’s major success, following Terry and the Pirates, an adventure comic strip in serial format, which ran from 1947 to 1988. Steve Canyon was an easygoing adventurer with a soft heart. Originally a veteran running his own air-transport business, the character returned to the U.S. Air Force during the Korean War and stayed in the military for the remainder of the strip’s run. In later years, Canyon was involved in Air Force intelligence and operations.
The comic strip was so successful that at one time producer David O. Selznick considered producing a series of Steve Canyon films, starring Guy Madison, but Madison’s agent talked Selznick out of it. (Madison would later go on to play the title role of Wild Bill Hickok for television.)
Many years ago, the entire series underwent a restoration project, ultimately released to DVD in three separate volumes. Of particular interest was the Christmas episode titled “The Gift,” which was written by Ray Bradbury. I bought the first volume, only to discover the episode I really wanted to see would be on the forthcoming second volume. A year later, the second volume was released, and then my schedule got busy. Eventually I was able to purchase all three volumes, the complete series – but it took me more than a decade to find time to watch the series.
Regrettably, the Bradbury holiday offering was what science-fiction scribes refer to as a concept episode – the concept was the main fare. The rest was padding to get to the point. All of which is a long-winded way of saying the series is worth watching if you love the newspaper strip. But the one episode I longed to see for more than a decade turned out to be the worst Christmas film I have ever seen. It has been said by many that Bradbury could not write for television and based on what I saw of this episode, he was better suited to the printed page.
Oh well, at least my viewing pleasure (or displeasure) comes with a story.
Friday, December 6, 2024
THE "LOST" LONE RANGER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (1938)
RANGER: He’s not going to take your house. Those papers he signed with you were illegal. I want you to sign this paper telling just what sort of an agreement he made with you.
JANE: Illegal?
RANGER: Then I want you to come with me to the sheriff’s office and lodge a complaint against him. He’s on his way to jail.
FLINT: No, no! Yuh can’t put me in jail. Them papers is legal!
RANGER: You be quiet! How about it, Dan?
DAN: But we can’t do it now…
RANGER: There’s no time like the present. The sooner he gets to jail, the better the community will be. We may have a long ride to the county seat in this kind of weather, and I’ve got to get him there before the first of the year if I’m going to save your property. All I need is one complaint against him.
DAN: Well, can’t you get somebody else?
RANGER: What for? He made an agreement with you, didn’t he?
DAN: But… well, I don’t know. Look, stranger, it’s Christmas Eve. I can’t send a man tuh jail on Christmas Eve.
RANGER: Not even Eric Flint?
JANE: He oughta be in jail… if he’s dishonest, Dan…
RANGER: It might save your house. Don’t you realize that?
DAN: I won’t do it. That’s all. Taint the spirit of the day. You get somebody else to send him to jail. If it was day after tomorrow or next day, any other day but Christmas…
RANGER: We’ll find someone else. Come on, Flint.
The Lone Ranger took Flint to another house, and then another, and each place Flint noted with increasing amazement, that the spirit of Christmas, the thought of peace on earth, and good will, so imbued the men, that not one could be found who would agree to assume the responsibility for jailing a man on Christmas day.
Eric’s backstory was not so cheerful. Eric Flint came out to the West 20 years ago, intending to send word to his wife when she could come out and join him after he got a foothold. He sent that word and waited, but she never answered his letter. When next he heard, he read her name in a paper ten years later, saying that she was on the stage. It soured him. He was mad. Mighty mad, to think she wouldn’t join him after all the promises he made. But he did not know his letter never was delivered. He did not know she waited years to hear from him. She did not know where to reach him. The Lone Ranger found the letter Eric Flint wrote. It never was delivered. He found it with a pack of other mail that had fallen into the hands of Indians when a stagecoach was wrecked. Then The Lone Ranger located her. She finally came out West in an effort to try and find him. She was singing on the stage to get the money for the trip. She was singing on the stage to get the money for the trip. She hunted years and finally settled down. The Lone Ranger knew of this and was determined to show Eric Flint that there were things far better than cheating customers out of their land.
As the night wore on, Mary Hammil sat by the window where a small candle gleamed out into the night. She couldn’t sleep. She worried, worried about her husband, worried where he went, and remembering the expression of grim determination on his face when he left, was fearful of what might happen before he came back. But when Bob returned, he had a smile on his face. He told his wife all about Eric Flint being taken away and justice served against the vile banker.
The next day, early Christmas morning, Eric Flint arrives at the Hammil homestead to surprise young Donny, Bob and Mary’s little boy, with a Christmas tree. Over the night, while everyone was sleeping, Butch and Cooper cut down Christmas trees and followed orders from Flint to deliver them to everyone’s house. Mary was shocked to discover the old Scrooge has a change of heart. He plans to visit everyone in town and deliver them a generous Christmas morning. Then he has to leave town. Mary asks for how long.
FLINT: How long? Sakes alive, I don’t know. I’m goin’ to meet my wife. I ain’t seen her in 20 years. She’s still waitin’ for me. I won’t be back next month. Mebbe not until spring. Mebbe I won’t come back! And who cares? A merry Christmas everybody!
Notes
While the Christmas adventure was never recorded, it should be noted that this script would later be recycled for the episode titled “The Christmas Tree,” broadcast of Christmas 25, 1950, with slight revisions. (For the 1938 rendition, the element involving Donny wanting a Christmas tree and the delivery of a huge tree on Christmas morning was borrowed from the broadcast of December 24, 1934.) A recording of the 1950 rendition does exist if you want to listen to it, now knowing the novelty of that episode is that Fran Striker was recycling a 1938 Christmas story that does not exist in recorded form.
Thursday, November 28, 2024
BATMAN: THE AUDIO ADVENTURES (Review)
HBO Max, a streaming service, has released the first 20 half-hour episodes of Batman: The Audio Adventures, which borrows the flavor and format of the great Batman: The Animated Adventures and converts these adventures into the format of an old-time radio program. (Since radio drama is not technically a thing these days, the studio aptly described this as “The Audio Adventures.”)
After years of crime fighting, the long-rumored Batman (a masked vigilante) has been verified as existent and prepares to become an official member of the Gotham City Police Department. But while the caped crusader is combating crime and facing off against Two Face, The Joker, The Riddler, and others, a rift deepens between himself and Catwoman, who has been using Gotham criminals for financial gain.
Seth Myers, John Leguizamo, Rosario Dawson, Brent Spiner Jason Sudeikis, Bradley Whitford and Brooke Shields play recurring roles on this series, adding to the long list of talent.
The character of Two Face more of the contemporary version: the idea that the two sides of his face are arguing with each other. In the comic books, this is not how Two-Face behaves. Among the earliest rendition of this interpretation was in Batman Forever when Tommy Lee Jones played the role. In the comic books, Two-Face was obsessed with the dual nature of certain things but in this rendition he is schizophrenic.
The interconnecting plotlines features all the classic criminals, with tongue-in-cheek humor, witty one-liners, easter eggs for those who know their Batman lore, and enough fun to warrant listening to these while driving to see family this holiday season.